Jews and Communists er I mean Beards and moustachists conspire to rule the World. Afterlife is fucking up the planet Heaven to blame for global warming

190,000 machine guns not missing in Iraq theyr just differently located says the Pentagon world Computer simulation helps predict angry mobs and where to shoot them from In the UK blogging banned for defence staff and troops secrecy is secretly neccessary for our secret secrets welcome to the fukin news im more than enough here are the headlies tonight

G8 leaders laugh in your face and spit on your grave aids death killing and global warming to continue Paris Hilton more important than the fake war on terror better looking than famine slavery and 9/11 lies In the UK bribery and corruption necessary for national security britain must arm evil saudi dictators or else...

OIL prices hit $100 a barrel but we can still afford to fuk up the planet Blackwater killings 'broke rules' say fbi victims should have been terrorist's In the UK Travel terror increased with new insecurity clampdown Hello pawns in the game, Im fraught with danger, here are tonight's headlies

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UN SUSPENDS PRETENCE AT GIVNG A FUK AS GAZA CRISIS WORSENS CLINTON OBAMA FIGHT TO BE DECIDED BY MONEY ER SUPER DELEGATES IN THE UK POLLS SHOW GORDON BROWN IS STILL PRIME MINISTER Hello debt slaves of earth, welcome to the fukin newz, Im under arrest here are the headlies tonight