Asshole shortage threatens world peace, President bush ready to be a bigger asshole 10th anniversary of princess diana shagging a muslim then dying mysteriously Permafrost melts in siberia and alaska forest fires rage in greece car sales rise in China Hello complacent masses, im sick and tired here are tonights headlies

Steven Spielberg resigns from chinas olympics, not to promote american fascism Khalid sheik mohammed on trial for being captured and confessing to stuff In the uk Sharia law row after voodo priests mumbo jumbo gibberings Hello economic slave peasants, welcome to the fkn newz, Ive got the funk here are tonights headlies

Fake economy mindfuck continues with record profits and massive losses fake war on terror conviction for fake terror acts that never took place Fake global warming protests at heathrow fail to stop mass extinctions on earth Welcome to the fukin news , im freshly baked here are the headlies tonight

Theplanets fucked its your fault and its getting worse no action required to maintain these circumstances President Bush derides conspiracy theories over Secret Tri-nattion Jelly bean streamlining summit In the UK British troops claim Iraqi war is unwinnable and were the ones to proudly not win it for the queen Hello complacent masses, welcome to the fukin news Im deep fried here are tonights headlies

G8 leaders laugh in your face and spit on your grave aids death killing and global warming to continue Paris Hilton more important than the fake war on terror better looking than famine slavery and 9/11 lies In the UK bribery and corruption necessary for national security britain must arm evil saudi dictators or else...

FKN NEWZ May 6th 2007

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